Monday, August 30, 2010

Legend of the Fist

Its an embarrassing secret I’ve kept. Only a handful of reeeeally close friends know it, and even then they cringe and burst out in LOUD embarrassing laughter, pointing at me as if I was a freak.Now, I’m going to share it with you. Partly because I want to win this contest, but also, even if you burst out laughing and point at my picture on the computer, 我看不到。哪泥哪泥波波。(I can’t see it, Nanenanebooboo)I’ve mentioned before that I love dreaming, one memorable...

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

You've Got Talent.

My greatest regret is not nurturing a talent. Like i mentioned before, my mum tried and failed because i had the attention span of a squirrel. So i was never really good at anything. I can't sing, i can't dance.                        Stick figures are art to me.The only one thing i'm good at is Judo. Although the REAL reason why i'm...

Being Capable.

My family isn’t rich and I am the daughter instead of the son. Often, I had to earn my keep and work for what I covet after. Allowance from my parents was such a painful and hurtful experience (if I was considered disobedient, instead of curfews, I get my allowance deducted), I vowed to gain financial independence as soon as I can.I started wanting things when I hit puberty. Quite understandably, that’s the age when you needed some degree of looking...

Unrest

This title will be similar to what some spirits are to be described if they still dwell in this world, or just like a rally of people in Mendiola when they want to voice out their concerns in public. Yes, my feelings are still in a state of unrest. I don't know if this is the proper way of writing this noun here together with another noun-- feelings. Oh well, whatever grammatical problem I'm having right now as a concern is due to my late-night job as a tutor. Anyway, going back to my earlier point, I still have these ill feelings about my said...

Monday, August 23, 2010

Don't Blow Welfare Reform

No more turning of backsIndolent Tyler is still away, undergoing therapy by serial holiday. But the recent leaks on welfare reform demand a quick post. The story seems to be that George and IDS had a stand-up row over the latter's demand for an extra £3bn pa funding for his welfare reform programme. It apparently went like this:IDS: "You ******* little ****. Give me the ******* money, or I'll ******* have you."George: "**** off Grandad."Although...

A photo to remember me by.

When i was 13, i had a major crush on my senior. He returned my feelings and we treated each other innocently special. We spoke on the phone almost everyday, gave each other love letters and nothing more. When i went for a family holiday, it was the first time we'll be "apart". I gave him a photo to remember me by....i gave him THIS.........I thought it was sexy (i'm cringing at myself too, so please stop laughing.)Then it came to a point where i...

Night at the Museum

Kudos to my Japanese porn-lovin’ friend (who insists he watches porn for their acting skills) who invited me to watch with him Air Doll. Kudos to also the organizers of the Japanese Film Festival who brought in this film, challenging the norms of plots.We’ve seen toys coming alive (Toy Story), and animals talking (Dr Dolittle), but nothing raises my eyebrow as much as a blow-up doll coming alive. Yes, only the Japanese could think of that. Actually,...

Saturday, August 21, 2010

First Impressions.

It's for your own good when our government emphasizes relentlessly and pushes so many Speak Good English campaigns.In case your listening failed as badly as her spoken, she meant:1. i wish men in China were be more respectful2. shoes, they bring you a long way3. i'm 19, no bad dateThe thing is Miss Uruguay can't really speak good English either! But did you find her as hilarious as Miss China? Was it because she's prettier (subjective) and so it's more acceptable? Do i find her more exotic than Miss China because I'm Asian and vice versa, an Ang...

Friday, August 20, 2010

Cyber Sex

Ham Sup men, be warned.Great viral marketing video for the upcoming fi...

Another one of those feel good posts....Sexy Jennifer Aniston.Before retouched Jennifer.The weekend is here! Indulge in your favourite foo...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Meow.

Catwalk:A narrow walkway high above the ground is called a cat walk because you have to be as surefooted as a cat to avoid stumbling or falling off of its narrow surface.  Especially true when you're wearing long hanboks.I really think i'll make quite a hot pregnant woman. Haha!I love the adrenaline of a fashion show. Korean hair stylist Joel Park curled my hair in 3 mins FLAT. I was half afraid he's gonna burn my face. Ozone friendly, he hardly...

D Duck.

Donald Duck has been accused of being the most perverted of all cartoons, because he doesn’t wear pants. If you haven’t already noticed, Donald wears a sailor costume without pants except when he goes swimmingor that he holds a towel when he just showered. It’s pretty ironic and you really wonder what’s in the sick (or not) minds of the cartoonist. For the record, Daisy, his love interest doesn’t wear pants too!Gender biased or not, she doesn’t get...

Monday, August 16, 2010

Stretch Your Dollar with $1

OCBC YES! Can! OMY Blog Challenge asked the wrong right person how to stretch her dollar. I am 出了的名Auntie amongst my friends.1000 hrs: take a shower. Shampoo ran out. Refill bottle with water and shake vigorously. Voila, there’s shampoo for my hair again This will last another 5 washes.Savings: $5                                 ...